I am an uneducated loser who enjoys making blanket statements about those around him. So, I'm the perfect person to have a blog.
I never went to college and you'll have to understand that any complaint about my grammar will be completely ignored because we all know that the only people who post comments about poor grammar are the same people who write transformers fan-fiction before furiously masturbating to hentai (I believe that's fat nerd for: animated porn).
If I say anything that hurts your feelings, that's because you are an overly-sensitive fuck stick, who was born with the disease we call; acute no sense of humor syndrome.
I am doing this for my own personal enjoyment. Not yours. I like to get really drunk and type surprisingly accurate rants at three am. I don't usually remember doing them, which only enhances my personal enjoyment.
I figured if lame-ass hipster douche bags can have blogs about absolutely nothing. Why can't I?
I don't plan on having lame stories about the last crappy show I went to, or photos of a bunch of ass clowns wearing Easter egg looking Reebok's. I plan on ranting about everything from things I hate, to other things I hate................enjoy.
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